Rev 11:7 And
when they shall have finished their testimony, the beast that ascendeth out of
the bottomless pit shall make war against them, and shall overcome them, and
kill them. 8 And their dead bodies shall lie in the street of the great
city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was
crucified. 9 And they of the people and
kindreds and tongues and nations shall see their dead bodies three days and an
half, and shall not suffer their dead bodies to be put in graves. 10 And they that dwell upon the earth shall
rejoice over them, and make merry, and shall send gifts one to another; because
these two prophets tormented them that dwelt on the earth.
Ah, 'tis the
season for making mirth and merriment. The message of the true Christmas is
"Peace on earth, good will toward man." But the message of the
Anti-Christmas is "Death to God's prophets!"
Gifts will be
sent via Amazon, Fed-Ex and UPS in that day all around the globe. Great galas,
posh parties and big bashes will be thrown. Toasts will be made, crystal
glasses will be clinked together and alcohol will flow like Niagara Falls in
the spring.
Folks from
everywhere will gather around their TVs and computers to watch CNN, MSNBC, HLN
and a skeleton crew at FOX to check in on the latest news from Jerusalem. Wolfe
Blitzen, Anderson Gayper and Gerald Riviera will be on site, reporting the
latest developments concerning the grinches who tried to steal their Anti-Christmas.
Suddenly Rachel Madcow's jaw will drop to the floor as the two trouble makers
in the background begin to stir and suddenly stand to their feet. A quick
breath from them and the crime scene tape melts away. The reporters flee for
shelter as if another Grad rocket was coming in from Gaza.
What is going
on? How could this be happening? Anti-Chris Matthews had chills run up and down
his legs when the King of the World personally saw to it that these trouble
makers would never cause another moment's grief, but eyes pop and jaws drop all
around the globe as they see their holiday come to an abrupt end. For three and
a half days, these gutsy guys have been rotting in the street on camera in
front of billions of witnesses. Now, they are up and preaching Jesus again!
Suddenly, thunder rolls and, in front of 3 billion pairs of eyes, they are
assumed into the heavens.
Party's over
folks. Lights out. Misery ensues. Anti-Christmas is over. Bah Humbug!
Back to you in
the studio, Rachel.
5 comments:
Regarding the verse: Calvin's points are always fatal. The predestined really don't have a chance... Anyway, yet we can't use that as an excuse. Either way, the gist of your post points to the needless pretended center of God and The Church -- Jerusalem. Such a place is used for various propaganda. When it obviously suffers from a lack of prosperity; so Calvin has sealed the fate of Jerusalem, as a central place for Christendom. And the Judaizers will promote Arab and Jew antagonism as a sign of God.
Allah Akbar!
Okayyyy
you writing any futuristic fiction? I think you would be good at that.
Are you writing any futuristic fiction? I think you would be good at that.
Thanks, I think???
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